Thursday, February 2, 2012

Bogus Email


Subject: CAN I TRUST YOU 
Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:01 AM
From:"Mr.Chikabale Mohammed" <mr.chikable_mohammed32></mr.chikable_mohammed32>

Greetings!.

I appeal to you to exercise a little patient (laysho. himoon ko'g pasyente) and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship and investment assistance in your Country, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.

My name is Mr.Chikabale Mohammed Office of Auditing and Accounting File Manager with African development bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. In my department i discovered an abandoned sum of (US$8.6M DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. RICHARD BURSON from Florida, U.S.A) who died along with his entire family on November 1999 in a plane crash.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($8.6M USD) to your account within 7 banking days, while every necessary arrangement should commence after I have hear from you.

This money has been dormant for years (let it stay dormant for another year. the world will end on december anyways HAHA)  in our Bank without claim, and I don't want the money to go into the Reserve Bank of Burkina Faso (RBBF), as an abandoned fund (Why not?). So this is the reason why I contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer (Oh c'mon. That's just bad to claim someone else's money especially when that someone is dead).

Please I would like you to keep this transfer as a top secret between me and you alone ok. (of all people, WHY ME? I can't even loot a 20 peso bill from my parents).

I promise you that i will direct you on how this transfer will go successfully if only you can abide to my instruction. Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business will be executed.

Kindly send me this information below to have trust in you that you would betray me. (Uhm... i guess you missed typing "not" after "would")

(1) Your full name...
(2) Your address...
(3) Country.. WHY ASK ME MY INFORMATION when in the first place
(4) Age... you've chosen me to work with you?
(5) Occupation....... You should have known me that much already
(6) Private telephone number
(7) Sex. (No thanks. I'm practicing celibacy)

l will send you my details of this transaction as soon as I hear from you thanks, trusting to hear from you immediately with your contact information (you heard, a'ryt)

Best Regards.

Mr.Chikabale Mohammed



LIKE OH-EM. Thank you for choosing me to do such thing but I'm not up to it. Easy money is an easy access to a miserable life. Not to say that my life is not miserable now, but the degree of it being miserable is STILL TOLERABLE. If ever you find this libelous or defaming, Mr. Chikabale Mohammed, do whatever you want on me. As long as I am not involve with hogging someone else's money, I'll stay happy. 

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